Techniques for the Utterly Confused

For the sake of this exercise, let's assume you have no idea where you are, or what you're doing. This is a guide for the completely clueless user who still can't navigate the vast expanse of the internet.

Method 1: Press Random Keys

Just tap away at your keyboard, see what happens.

Method 2: Follow Your Nose

Noses are notoriously good at navigation. It's science.

Method 3: Call a Friend (Or a Robot)

We've trained our robot friends to be patient with you, even if you're not exactly sure what you're doing.

Method 4: Get a Map (But Probably Just Get Lost)

We've got maps, but let's be real, you're still gonna get lost.

And that's it! You're now an expert in neural-navigational techniques. Go forth and... well, probably still get lost.